The Zealous Queen

hope-ur-ok:

skywalker-swift:

skywalker-swift:

skywalker-swift:

i rose up from the dead i do it all the time…i am getting tired even for a phoenix, rising from the ashes…

is this the end of all the endings, my broken bones are mending… mending all her gashes, you might have dealt the final blow

he built a fire just to keep me warm … do i throw out everything we built or keep it?

wouldvebeensweet:

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takingontheworldtogether:

personally if i was a thirty year old woman and every time my relationship status changed there were articles chronicling all my boyfriends dating back to high school i would have committed several felonies, so i think taylor has shown unparalleled levels of restraint

alexredgrave:

diah-the-demon:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

naomster:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

Prev X2 tags you are so right

(via oneoftheprettynerds)

cock-holliday:

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.